Hold On To Your Butts

"Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect. "

 "Must. Go. Faster."

Happy Halloween!  This was by far the worst one.  Not only did people mistake me for a dragon, when I'm CLEARLY a Velociraptor, that costume was not comfortable.  And Mom KEEPS putting me in it.  At least people seem really excited to see me, so that's something, I guess.

Halloween Pre-cap

Before I show off this year's horrible, embarrassing outfit that my Mom has picked out for me, lets quickly run through the past three years of torture:

First, she carved a pumpkin that looked like me and stuffed me inside.

THEN, she dressed me as a cow.  A depressed cow, apparently.

Last year, I was Glenn Danzig.  That one was okay, because my hair wasn't long enough for a death lock, and I didn't have to wear anything on my head.  Which I hate.

This year's the most torturous yet.  You may have previewed me on The Frisky, but the next few days will be my own personal hell.  I'll fill you in on Monday. 

Call the ASPCA! 

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

Me and Margot hung out this weekend.  We ate cheese, chewed bones, but mostly did this:

And ended up like this:

It was exhausting.  And awesome.

ZOMG! I'm FAMOUS!

YOU GUYS!  The Frisky put little ol' ME on their website!  I'm an internet SUPERSTAR!!!!  Check me out!!!!

Spooky Scary

I was supposed to be Glenn Danzig

I found out that Mamma Biscuit is going as ME this year!  Just kidding.  She's going as an X-Ray of her delicate features.  Want to see an AWESOME dog blog?  Visit Mamma!  Now!

My Buddy, Arnie!

He's such a happy guy.  I just thought I'd share his smile.  Boy oh boy, I love him so much.

Lazy Me

You want me to get up?  Like off the couch?  Um, that's okay.  I'm good here.

Garfield

This guy has been hanging out around my house lately, driving me INSANE.

Lounging like he owns the place!  Well, he (or she, I don't know) DOESN'T.  I DO.

Mom! Nooooooooooooooooo what are you DOING!?!!?  That cat is the ENEMY.  Until it lets me be friends with it.

Patterson's Apple Farm

Mom and TallBoy took me to an apple farm yesterday!  We walked, they called me a mountain goat on these rocks.  I don't know what that is, but I assume it's awesome.  We got pumpkins.  I didn't get cookies, but I guess it was pretty fun.

Sleeping In

Just 5 more minutes?!?! PLEASE!?!

New Haircut!

TallBoy and mom gave me this last night... I guess it's okay.  My mowhawk is gone, but I DID get a lot of cookies out of it.