How Dare You Wake The Beast

Reasons Why I Might Smother Mom With A Pillow

1.  This is how it started.

2.  Then this happened.

3.  This, however, was the final straw.

Waiting on Summer

It was here for a week!  I want to nap outside again.

OMG Look at that Fatso

Oh.  Right.  That's me.  Good thing I got a haircut.  I look like the cute dog version of Jabba the Hut.

Got My Hair Did

Before:

After:

Mom goes back and forth between saying I look slim n' trim and saying I look possessed.  She should go with the latter- I HATE getting my hair cut.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!

I'd be more enthusiastic, but I hate wearing t-shirts.  They make my butt look big.

Buster: Pizza Demon