Ho Ho Ho

Merry Christmas!  I was so good this year, Tallboy's stepmom got me and my mom matching jammies.  Finally, my mom has to wear something humiliating too... although she doesn't have to go out in public in it.  The amount of clothes she makes me wear is getting out of control.

Happy Adoption Day!

Look at my face!  I'm adorable!

Oops, I'm a little late.  It was yesterday.  But that being said, three years ago, my mom came to get me from the Indian Creek Sanctuary doggy rescue group.  I was tiny (only 4 lbs!) and had razor sharp teeth.  I was a feisty little guy with dumb hair.  The dumb hair remains.  I love it. 

You can barely even see my head I'm so little!

It was also three years ago that I met my best friend/lover, Arnie.  He's all better from his surgery, so don't worry!  He's running around good as new, minus a few teeth.  He can just say he got in a fight with a bear or something.

Get Well, Arnie!

Arnie's was a little under the weather last night, so I went over and took care of him.  I snuggled all his pain away!  He had a bunch of teeth pulled and surgery on his chest, but he's okay.  Don't worry.  He'll be back up and running in no time!

Part of the Wolf Pack

I eat food that's more menacing than me.  RAWR!

Snoozin' and Treats

A new Marcel the Shell came out a while ago... keep an eye out for my doppelganger around the 2:20 mark!

Mom Likes Shoes

In an effort to get my bed away from an outside wall (it's getting cold here!)- mom put my bed in her shoe closet.  At least I get to sleep stylishly.  For about ten minutes, before I beg and whine to get up into her bed.

My Chicken Leg

  

What?

Happy Turkey Day!

Gobble Gobble!  Happy Thanksgiving!  Remember- as cute as you think I am, and no matter how much I beg, please don't give me or any other dog your turkey or turkey bones on Thanksgiving!  It makes doggies sick! 

That being said, have a wonderful Thanksgiving, and I hope you get this kind of nap after dinner!!!

The Plaid Blanket

TallBoy and I are always fighting over this blanket.  I think I look cuter in it, and therefore deserve it more.

Bear Rugging It

Mom and Me

Every day that involves snuggling is good.

Cutest Stalker Ever

Nap Time

Picnic Time!

Arnie has all the best spots at a picnic:

We shared a hot dog.  Don't worry, it's not made of dogs.

And then we cuddled.  We're really good at cuddling.

Hold On To Your Butts

"Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect. "

 "Must. Go. Faster."

Happy Halloween!  This was by far the worst one.  Not only did people mistake me for a dragon, when I'm CLEARLY a Velociraptor, that costume was not comfortable.  And Mom KEEPS putting me in it.  At least people seem really excited to see me, so that's something, I guess.

Halloween Pre-cap

Before I show off this year's horrible, embarrassing outfit that my Mom has picked out for me, lets quickly run through the past three years of torture:

First, she carved a pumpkin that looked like me and stuffed me inside.

THEN, she dressed me as a cow.  A depressed cow, apparently.

Last year, I was Glenn Danzig.  That one was okay, because my hair wasn't long enough for a death lock, and I didn't have to wear anything on my head.  Which I hate.

This year's the most torturous yet.  You may have previewed me on The Frisky, but the next few days will be my own personal hell.  I'll fill you in on Monday. 

Call the ASPCA! 

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

Me and Margot hung out this weekend.  We ate cheese, chewed bones, but mostly did this:

And ended up like this:

It was exhausting.  And awesome.

ZOMG! I'm FAMOUS!

YOU GUYS!  The Frisky put little ol' ME on their website!  I'm an internet SUPERSTAR!!!!  Check me out!!!!

Spooky Scary

I was supposed to be Glenn Danzig

I found out that Mamma Biscuit is going as ME this year!  Just kidding.  She's going as an X-Ray of her delicate features.  Want to see an AWESOME dog blog?  Visit Mamma!  Now!

My Buddy, Arnie!

He's such a happy guy.  I just thought I'd share his smile.  Boy oh boy, I love him so much.

Lazy Me

You want me to get up?  Like off the couch?  Um, that's okay.  I'm good here.

Garfield

This guy has been hanging out around my house lately, driving me INSANE.

Lounging like he owns the place!  Well, he (or she, I don't know) DOESN'T.  I DO.

Mom! Nooooooooooooooooo what are you DOING!?!!?  That cat is the ENEMY.  Until it lets me be friends with it.

Patterson's Apple Farm

Mom and TallBoy took me to an apple farm yesterday!  We walked, they called me a mountain goat on these rocks.  I don't know what that is, but I assume it's awesome.  We got pumpkins.  I didn't get cookies, but I guess it was pretty fun.

Sleeping In

Just 5 more minutes?!?! PLEASE!?!

New Haircut!

TallBoy and mom gave me this last night... I guess it's okay.  My mowhawk is gone, but I DID get a lot of cookies out of it.

Bosco Took My Bed

I guess I'll let it slide this time.

What I Do All Day.

My Fur Wrap

I'm fancy.

Biiiiiiiig Stretch

Go Browns!

Here we go, Brownies, Here we go! WOOF WOOF!
We WON this week!  Can't you tell how much I care!?!?!

Margot and the Buster

Had a weekend playdate with Margot.  Damn, I'm TIRED.  Back to sleeping 20 hours a day.

Look Mom, I'm a REAL dog!

Fat Dog in A Little Coat

It's getting chilly around these parts lately.




















I guess you could technically also say, "little dog in a fat coat"

Beauty Sleep... ALL THE TIME

One can never get enough beauty sleep.  How do you think I got this beautiful?