"Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect. "
"Must. Go. Faster."
Happy Halloween! This was by far the worst one. Not only did people mistake me for a dragon, when I'm CLEARLY a Velociraptor, that costume was not comfortable. And Mom KEEPS putting me in it. At least people seem really excited to see me, so that's something, I guess.