Belated Halloween Torture

Since I've last doggy blogged, there has been SO MUCH TORTURE.  Halloween was a blood bath.  Of costumes.   First, we had the dreaded pumpkin sweater.

Apparently, that wasn't enough.  Then, I apparently went to Oktoberfest.

Oh WAIT.  Did I get pretzels and sausage?  NO I DID NOT.  Instead, this dumb get up was part of my mom's Oktoberfest Halloween costume.

She's a Beer Stein.  We look like idiots.  Here comes the onslaught of Christmas sweaters... someone please help me!!!